Let's put a smile on that face

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EXO's Adventure

EXO - Adventure (Written by Chai)
Kris:
guyz. I'm feeling reckless today. feelin' hardcore. let's do something
Xiumin:
like what
Kris:
like something totally badass
Baekhyun:
hA yEah ok. Kris you're the FURTHEST thing from badass
Kris:
you just don't know what swg is
Luhan:
I don't know guys, Kris might be right. maybe we should do something ...something we aren't supposed to do. somethin illegal
Xiumin:
wow luhan you're so hardcore, I'm impressed
Luhan:
I know, it's all part of my manly image
Chanyeol:
so...what do you guys want to do???
Tao:
let's go steal all of the hairspray
Kris:
too boring. NEXT
Kai:
let's break into the dance room
Kris:
why would we do that when we're already in there every day ???? NEXT
D.O:
let's put poison into SM's water supply
Kris:
grEAT idea!!!!
Chen:
are you joking that's psychotic as fuck
Kris:
well Chen, I guess you aren't cool enough to ride with the rhinos
Chen:
what rhinos-
Kris:
to swim with the sharks
Chen:
what the fuck
Kris:
to party with the piranhas
Chen:
pls stop
Sehun:
can all of you just shUt UpPp
Suho:
sehunnie!!! don't speak to your hyungs that way please :((((
Sehun:
shut up bitch
Suho:
aww :((
Kris:
yeah suho shut the fuck up
Kai:
so if we don't poison the water supply then what do we do
Kris:
*gasp* I have a plan guyz
Sehun:
ugh great
Kris:
are you gonna ask me what the plan is?????
Tao:
I really don't care pls shut up
Kris:
let's go SKINNY DIPPING
Baekhyun:
that's the shittiest idea ever
Kris:
actually no it's a GREAT idea
Baekhyun:
I'm 100% sure you just want to see every one naked
Kris:
are you the leader here bacon bitch ???? no. I am
Baekhyun:
barely
Kris:
o rlly??? come over here, I'll kick your ass. I was leader of my boyscout troop back in canada, I've seen things that would fuck with your mind
Tao:
are you talking about the time you set your tent on fire ??? HAHAH
Kris:
what would you know Tao ??? it was traumatizing
Chen:
all of you are seriously the biggest idiots I've ever seen
Kris:
o really ??? do you call THIS idiotic ???? *punches a wall* oWWWWWWWW ow ow ow OW that hurt omg omg I'm dying omg omg hELP ME
Tao:
bby!!!!! *runs to save kris*
Chen:
hey kyungsoo
D.O:
what
Chen:
...maybe we should poison the water supply

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